You know your a medical student when..

1.Your grandmother thinks you are addicted to porn because watch anatomy videos in darkness,with the curtains drawn, and rush to turn them off when someone enters the room

2.Holidays no longer exist,

3.Sling shots in toy stores remind you of antibodies

4.Your mother asks you where something is and you respond with....distal to the fridge,and superior to the table

5.Dreaming you are a red blood cell traveling from, the heart to you little finger, is normal

6.You struggle to smalltalk with your friends of friends but have no trouble asking a total stranger about their bowel habits.

7.Staying in bed till 7.30am is a luxury

8.You have been drawing sections on your abdomen,and you actualy get ill and have to see a real doctor,who finds at least 4 mistakes

9.During exam time, washing up is a low priority,so cereal is eaten in a mug 

10.The post man comes to the door and you automatically say "Hello, would you mind confirming,your name date of birth and the first line of your address"

Medicine is consuming my life,but I am enjoying it